Joke

So there's this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the man who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's fowl mouth is driving him crazy.

One day, it gets to be too much, so the man grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!". This just makes the bird mad, and he swears more than ever. Then the man gets really, really angry and says, "OK for you!" and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the man  finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of invective that would make a veteran sailor blush.

At that point, the man is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few
seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. And then ... it suddenly gets very quiet.

At first the man just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a
couple of minutes of silence, the man opens up the freezer door. The bird calmly climbs onto the man's out-stretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on."

The man is astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over the
parrot.

Then the parrot says, "By the way, if I may ask .... What did the chicken do?"

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